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[14 Jul 2006|11:08pm]
San Diego, here I come.
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[13 Jun 2006|08:57pm]

Christ! I leave for a few months and Glastonbury goes to shit. Guess I'm gonna have to show up sometime soon...
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[29 May 2006|03:39am]
If your name is Sarah Berner, click here.
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[17 May 2006|09:55pm]

lol what
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[10 May 2006|07:59pm]
Ever wish someone would just shoot you in the head already? Ever feel like that for 16 hours a day every day?

Goooo Navy! Smoooth sailing!
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To solve this damn debate [07 Apr 2006|01:08pm]

Regardless if global warming actually "exists", anything we change about what we do only makes it worse. Take that!
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[03 Jan 2006|10:45am]
I'm leaving for boot camp at 3:00 PM.

Thank you all so much for everything. Even if we weren't close, or never even met, you've affected my life. Thanks again.

Amanda, I love you more than anything. You've given me a reason to better myself.

See you all soon.
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[31 Dec 2005|02:04am]
I have awesome friends.

Thank you all so much. That really meant a lot to me.
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2005: The Year the World Started Falling Apart [27 Nov 2005|03:12pm]
[ mood | discontent ]

Everyone I know has become bi-polar. College is so hard and you hate it, the next day its the coolest thing ever, until you have a paper due the next day and its awful again. Then you come home and can't wait to get back because your high school friends are so boring compared to the pot smoking idiots on your floor, or your parents won't let you leave the house at 2 am to go play beer pong at one of the frat houses. A lot of people I used to have some kind of respect for now list "getting drunk every chance they get" at the top of their hobbies. You don't have to leave me comments about how drinking is so much fun and you're being safe when you do it; I really don't care. Go ahead if it makes you feel better. I just personally don't need to forget where I am to have a good time.

My life is on hold until January. But at the same time it feels like everything I know is going to drop off the face of the Earth then, as well. So I can't tell if I'm excited or scared out of my mind. I can't decide to do anything else with my life right now, which really sucks. I always think "Well, I shouldn't buy that, or I shouldn't decide to take this on because it won't matter in a month". It kinda sounds like depression, but I don't think its that. Logical sadness, maybe. Who cares what its called.

There was a car accident on my (main) street today. A woman was turning into her driveway when someone came speeding down the other direction. Head on collision, woman's legs pinned down, entire fronts of both cars ripped away. I had to get a crowbar from the shed for my dad so he could help bust the door open. That's a weird feeling, thinking someone's life depends on your actions. Of course, the firefighters showed up a minute later, so it really wasn't life-or-death, but it felt something like it. You can have your life flash before your eyes, but to have someone else's is something else entirely. You have to do the best you can in those situations. Or any situation, I guess. Optimize your time, because you don't have a whole lot of it to screw around with.

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[21 Nov 2005|02:24am]
Thanks to the internet, I have found out that I have in fact drank before. Before Junior Prom. Without my knowledge.

What the fuck?!
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[07 Nov 2005|11:40pm]
I'm really, really lucky.
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Tricks for your Treat [31 Oct 2005|08:48pm]
He hath risen from the dead to lick baby poo!

(20:38:27) bbfran77: ASL
(20:38:32) Steve: LOL
(20:38:38) bbfran77: asl
(20:38:48) Steve: bdsm
(20:38:55) bbfran77: what
(20:39:15) Steve: tahw
(20:40:13) Steve: are you from the FBI
(20:40:20) bbfran77: no
(20:40:24) Steve: your screen name looks like a cops
(20:40:33) bbfran77: no
(20:40:34) bbfran77: asl
(20:40:49) Steve: 6/5/4
(20:41:07) bbfran77: stop playing around
(20:41:32) Steve: stop playing with my fragile body
(20:41:44) Steve: lets
(20:41:46) Steve: like darkwing duck
(20:43:07) Steve: I loved that show
(20:43:25) Steve: anyone who got me that on DVD would be my hero and I'd have sex with them any time they wanted
(20:44:29) bbfran77: i have it
(20:44:38) Steve: omg omg
(20:44:40) Steve: thats so hot
(20:44:47) bbfran77: come over
(20:44:51) Steve: lol okay
(20:45:37) Steve: im going as meconium for halloween
(20:45:43) bbfran77: o
(20:45:52) Steve: if i showed up would u lick my costume
(20:45:57) bbfran77: yea
(20:46:01) bbfran77: do u know where i live
(20:46:38) bbfran77: DO U KNOW WHERE I LIVE
(20:46:43) Steve: DO U KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
(20:46:49) Steve: you have five seconds to respond GO
(20:46:51) Steve: 1
(20:46:52) Steve: 2
(20:46:54) Steve: 3
(20:46:55) bbfran77: yea
(20:46:55) Steve: 4
(20:46:58) Steve: 5
(20:47:00) Steve: TOO LATE
(20:47:04) Steve: YOU LOST, PLAY AGAIN?
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[29 Sep 2005|12:33am]
I'm officially out to lunch. Forever.

If you have a computer problem, okay, I'll help you. But if you manage to fuck it up and cause yourself the same goddamn problem less than 24 hours later, you're on your own. Or pay me. Learn from your damn mistakes, people.
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[19 Sep 2005|08:02pm]
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[18 Sep 2005|10:36pm]
Tell me something. Tell me something you wouldn't in person. Use your real name, you goddamn cowards! Something REAL.

Edit: Odds are I won't see you again, or when I do I will have forgotten about whatever crap you write on here, so let loose, bitches!
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[05 Sep 2005|01:49pm]

Makin' copies...

I love her so much.
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Dibs being Wolverine. [31 Aug 2005|11:13pm]


I can't wait to have to-the-death battles with people and be perfectly fine after a few months of healing. So badass.
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[28 Aug 2005|02:14am]

So this post isn't completely depressing:
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[26 Aug 2005|12:21am]
They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Let's hate DaHv, together. I know we can do it!
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[21 Aug 2005|07:11am]
Who the fuck sent me "Wicked - For Good"? Just came up on my iTunes playlist. Definitely not the song I need to hear right now.

A cute effeminite picture might cheer me up.
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